Gurp City

It's like Vegas fool. San Francisco and the Bay Area rappers, producers and DJs all get together for one good cause, to get drunk as fuck and make good music. Gurp City consists of hip hop pioneers such as DJ Quest and DJ Eddie Def to underground legends like Bored Stiff and Sacred Hoop to freestyle champions TopR and Conceit...pretty much every alcoholic rapper in the Bay Area of California. The Gurp Fam keeps growing and innovating rap music with artists like Trunk Drank, Z-Man, Fist Fam, Grand Invincible, Fay Dog, G-Pek, Eddie K, DJ Marz, Bullet Proof Space Travelers, Bullet Proof Scratch Hampsters, DJ Cue, Brandon B, Luke Sick, Iron Fist, Thuggy Fresh, 6 Feet Deep, DJ Mathew Africa, 4oneFunk, DJ Teeko, DJ Max Kane, DJ Mista-B, DJ B. Cause, DNAE Beats, Boac, The Makai, Third Sight, The AlterBoys, MC Oroville, Illsquad, Live Human, Lords Crew, Alex Pardee, Zero Friends, Big Sammy, DJ Raw B and Fatees.

What To Do On A Gurp City Friday Night: The Luke Sick Edition

Posted by Thuggy

First of all, huddle up in the back of the bar that you and your rellies woke up at and formulate a plan:

gurp fam

Count your fundage and discover that Brandon B was absolutely correct when he said, “The demographic is straight low income:”

Then call up Topr’s brother, ’cause he’s breaded up:

And hit Conceit’s show at Club Six to watch him clown the marks:

conceit rips

You’ll probably catch 88 slangin’ Gurpology 101 with the d-boys out on Sixth, cop one:

eddie k slangin

And do a little parking lot gurpin’ with the crew: a remix is hen with coke, an acapella is straight hen

car bar

Conceit’s yellow tongue-style will surely come in handy when spitting at some of the finest the Sixth St. set has to offer:

Then continue drinking the rest of the night until you’re old and bloated like Luke Sick and Vrse Murphy:

Thuggy regularly recommends hittin’ Farolito’s at this point but DJ Quest told us what was in that shit:

So Saturday you wake up hungry which should put you in the perfect frame of mind to yank on a hoodie and spend all day listening to “The Bay is Back” by Il Squad on the Clear Channel website so that Eddie K (the Gurp Moses) can lead us into the promised land of commercial radio, so we can take over that bitch!:

Then at 7pm that night hit Shoe Biz on Valencia for the Pumpkin Cutter art show featuring Z-Man, Traci P, and Topr:

But above all, always have love for the game, the gurp, and your little Louis Vuitton weed pouch:

luke is love


  • mle

    on Friday, July 20, 2007 at 2:28 pm

    damn, wish I could be there tonight! what is going on NEXT friday? i could be there that night. . .

  • cbloom

    on Friday, July 20, 2007 at 10:50 pm

    damn that top picture is fucking monumental. oroville, gurp citys ricky powell.

  • TOPR

    on Saturday, July 21, 2007 at 3:02 pm

    My art sucks, come through and dis me.

  • anobservantgurpite

    on Tuesday, July 24, 2007 at 9:16 am

    but didn’t you sell one?

  • TOPR

    on Friday, July 27, 2007 at 6:08 am

    sold em all… they still suck.