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What To Do On A Gurp City Friday Night: The Luke Sick Edition20.07.07

Posted by Thuggy

First of all, huddle up in the back of the bar that you and your rellies woke up at and formulate a plan:

Count your fundage and discover that Brandon B was absolutely correct when he said, “The demographic is straight low income:”

Then call up Topr’s brother, ’cause he’s breaded up:

And hit Conceit’s show at Club Six to watch him clown the marks:

You’ll probably catch 88 slangin’ Gurpology 101 with the d-boys out on Sixth, cop one:

And do a little parking lot gurpin’ with the crew: a remix is hen with coke, an acapella is straight hen

Conceit’s yellow tongue-style will surely come in handy when spitting at some of the finest the Sixth St. set has to offer:

Then continue drinking the rest of the night until you’re old and bloated like Luke Sick and Vrse Murphy:

Thuggy regularly recommends hittin’ Farolito’s at this point but DJ Quest told us what was in that shit:

So Saturday you wake up hungry which should put you in the perfect frame of mind to yank on a hoodie and spend all day listening to “The Bay is Back” by Il Squad on the Clear Channel website so that Eddie K (the Gurp Moses) can lead us into the promised land of commercial radio, so we can take over that bitch!:

http://www.clearchannelmusic.com/cc-common/artist_submission/all.html?gen=4

Then at 7pm that night hit Shoe Biz on Valencia for the Pumpkin Cutter art show featuring Z-Man, Traci P, and Topr:

But above all, always have love for the game, the gurp, and your little Louis Vuitton weed pouch:

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