What To Do On A Gurp City Friday Night: The Luke Sick Edition
Posted by ThuggyFirst of all, huddle up in the back of the bar that you and your rellies woke up at and formulate a plan:
Count your fundage and discover that Brandon B was absolutely correct when he said, “The demographic is straight low income:”
Then call up Topr’s brother, ’cause he’s breaded up:
And hit Conceit’s show at Club Six to watch him clown the marks:
You’ll probably catch 88 slangin’ Gurpology 101 with the d-boys out on Sixth, cop one:
And do a little parking lot gurpin’ with the crew: a remix is hen with coke, an acapella is straight hen
Conceit’s yellow tongue-style will surely come in handy when spitting at some of the finest the Sixth St. set has to offer:
Then continue drinking the rest of the night until you’re old and bloated like Luke Sick and Vrse Murphy:
Thuggy regularly recommends hittin’ Farolito’s at this point but DJ Quest told us what was in that shit:
So Saturday you wake up hungry which should put you in the perfect frame of mind to yank on a hoodie and spend all day listening to “The Bay is Back” by Il Squad on the Clear Channel website so that Eddie K (the Gurp Moses) can lead us into the promised land of commercial radio, so we can take over that bitch!:
http://www.clearchannelmusic.com/cc-common/artist_submission/all.html?gen=4
Then at 7pm that night hit Shoe Biz on Valencia for the Pumpkin Cutter art show featuring Z-Man, Traci P, and Topr:
But above all, always have love for the game, the gurp, and your little Louis Vuitton weed pouch:
mle
on Friday, July 20, 2007 at 2:28 pmdamn, wish I could be there tonight! what is going on NEXT friday? i could be there that night. . .
cbloom
on Friday, July 20, 2007 at 10:50 pmdamn that top picture is fucking monumental. oroville, gurp citys ricky powell.
TOPR
on Saturday, July 21, 2007 at 3:02 pmMy art sucks, come through and dis me.
anobservantgurpite
on Tuesday, July 24, 2007 at 9:16 ambut didn’t you sell one?
TOPR
on Friday, July 27, 2007 at 6:08 amsold em all… they still suck.