I’m getting tired of typing “In The Land Of Gurp Tracker” so I’m abbreviating. Deal with it. Now on for more news from Thugs -a-million.
“tottally fucked off all the tech parties last night wound up on the solo tip after meeting a highschool friend and eating at the iron cactus.
i rememm\ber the jackalope, toche, maggie mays and shittons of $1 lonestar.
i swear to god the girl whos house im staying in is a stripper, smallest littel blonde white trash chick wtih huge fake boobies. I will find out tonite!!!
before mark zuckerbergs keynote interview i was walking by dude upstairs i said to myself i could propbly knock this little bitch ass dude out with a limpwirsted backhand. why are billionaiers such pussies?”
He also included these photos with these comments….but with the following disclaimer:
“i need a new camera my shit cant take nighttime pics…..jank.”
fuck google booshie ass bar shit — line was hella long
see alot of this
Your boy also sent me this video but that shit’s still uploading so check back in later. Be sure to peep the Twitter log to the left for the latest from Count Thugula. If you are wondering who Ethan Kaplan is get learned.