Gurp City

It's like Vegas fool. San Francisco and the Bay Area rappers, producers and DJs all get together for one good cause, to get drunk as fuck and make good music. Gurp City consists of hip hop pioneers such as DJ Quest and DJ Eddie Def to underground legends like Bored Stiff and Sacred Hoop to freestyle champions TopR and Conceit...pretty much every alcoholic rapper in the Bay Area of California. The Gurp Fam keeps growing and innovating rap music with artists like Trunk Drank, Z-Man, Fist Fam, Grand Invincible, Fay Dog, G-Pek, Eddie K, DJ Marz, Bullet Proof Space Travelers, Bullet Proof Scratch Hampsters, DJ Cue, Brandon B, Luke Sick, Iron Fist, Thuggy Fresh, 6 Feet Deep, DJ Mathew Africa, 4oneFunk, DJ Teeko, DJ Max Kane, DJ Mista-B, DJ B. Cause, DNAE Beats, Boac, The Makai, Third Sight, The AlterBoys, MC Oroville, Illsquad, Live Human, Lords Crew, Alex Pardee, Zero Friends, Big Sammy, DJ Raw B and Fatees.

Thuggy In The Land of Gurp – Pt. 1

Posted by Thuggy

“I’m going to the Google Party…and I’m going to pee on someone”

Words, fresh off the lips of our very own roving Gurp Reporter, Thuggy Fresh, who’s soaking up the sun, gawking at nerd beezies and drinking as many free Lone Stars he can get his chubby little Mexirican hands on at South By Southwest Interactive right now. He only left last night and already it’s shaping up to be a fucking adventure to say the least. Here are some highlights of his telephone check in.

  • Got blotto at Oakland Airport Lounge which resulted in dropping iPod into an impossible to retrieve crevasse between two snoring dudes in the first 15 minutes of a 3 and a half hour flight.
  • Sans iPod, Thugula is forced to listen to switch back and forth between Dave Koz channel and Classical Composers channel (no homo) from the in-flight radio service while sweating profusely (too much time smellin’ Oroville’s keys on the way to the airport) and wondering if dudes beside him were ever going to wake the fuck up.
  • Thuggy breaks down tunes into the in-flight movie, Enchanted. He said it was the best movie he’s seen in a while. He really loved the music, especially “Happy Working Song”, he doesn’t understand why it didn’t take home the Oscar for Best Song this year.
  • Your boy flew to Austin via, what for it….Atlanta where they had to “de-ice” the plane before it could fly further. De-ice in Hotlanta? WTF?
  • Thuggy spent the second leg of the trip rocking gently and praying to Jesus for sleep, the only escape from the monster life sucking hangover he was sobering into. His prayers went unanswered because Jesus is a dick.
  • With a little over 30 minutes sleep under his belt Thuggy descended into Austin this morning and made his way to the Craigslist crash pad he had arranged for himself. The place is a dirty shit hole but it’s going to work out just fine for the next few days.

As I type this Thuggy could be peeing on someone at the Google party. He’s been instructed to take photos and to text updates, so stay tuned for updates on THUGGY… IN THE LAND OF GUUUUURP (insert echo effect)

–funkybitch

Comments

  • SergDun

    on Saturday, March 8, 2008 at 9:06 pm

    two text updates I got

    3.8 4:10pm “First free beer. clock it”

    3.8 5:40pm “Lotsa hometown heroes in Austin. I could kick it here”

    seems like Texas will do him alright. To assist in his venture I sent him some info of a rap show that had a bikini contest going down tonight in austin