Tell him I said whats up…
Set it off on Friday night with a dose of the rock…and I ainâ€™t talkin’ ’bout suckin’ that glass dick.
You can get your classic pop rock fix from The Kinks’ Ray Davies performing solo at the Warfield in SF; check out East Bay pretty-boy buzz band Audrye Sessions, just off tour and performing a homecoming show at the Uptown Lounge in Oakland; or shave your head down to a mohawk and cause a motherfucking ruckus at Thee Parkside in SF, with Half Moon Bayâ€™s own Nightstick Justice, Desolation and a bunch more punk bands.
Myself, Iâ€™m gonna hit Eliâ€™s Mile High Club in Oakland for Facepilot from Portland, OR, featuring the old school Chico homie Jeff Walker a.k.a. Jeff Rocker on drums. Itâ€™ll be a blunted, beer-soaked, battery-chuckinâ€™ good time.
If you’d rather listen to fresh raps and get down on some wine-and-cheese artsy-fartsy type shit, you can catch the ace homie Z-Man performing at 111 Minna in the City tonight as part of the Juxtaposed-sponsored Suite Jesus art show. Z-Mainey will holding it down with Goodword, Dirtbag Dan and D-Whiz.
Saturday rolls on with no shortage of worthy Gurpology. If youâ€™re a boss, a whiskey fanatic, or just a papered-up alcoholic, weâ€™ll be seeing you at the Whiskeys of the World Expo on the San Francisco Belle yacht down at Pier 3 on the Embarcadero in SF at 6 PM.
After Gurp City sinks the Belle (or drinks it dry whichever comes first), itâ€™s over to the Mezzanine for Bun B and Devin The Dude, to kick it in a cloud o’ dank, pop collars and hold it down Houston-style for the rest of the night.
If subterranean drunk rap is more your speed, donâ€™t miss Tha Alkaholiks with Hieroâ€™s A-Plus at CafÃ© Du Nord in SF. Itâ€™s a small venue, a great place to see a good show by one of LA’s best-ever rap crews…and if any group is an honorary Gurp City inductee, it’s Tha ‘Liks. Seriously, I was having a hard time between this show and the Bun B / Devin show, and Iâ€™m still trying to figure out a way to hit both…but after Whiskeys of the World…well, thereâ€™s just no calling it.
If you got a mullet and you love to piss and moan about how rock has pretty much sucked since 1989, hit the Warfiled in SF for Y&T (you fag). Better yet, jump in yer Bitchinâ€™ Camaro and haul yer ass up to Tahoe for motherfucking Queensryche at Harrahs, and scream howling staccato like your nuts are in fucking vice.
If youâ€™re in Chico for the weekend, hit Nickâ€™s for The Sleaze Tax, featuring bearded Gurp rock icon The Woot (that’s him on the left, with yours truly in Austin last summer), and indie stalwart Barbara Manning.
Thatâ€™s all for this weekend, Gurpos. If you know of something else going on, hit it up in the comments. Otherwise Iâ€™ll be seeing y’all out on the track…and Iâ€™ll probably be seeing double, too.
A giant thank you to all my rellies who made it to the Town for my art show last night, it was good to see all y’all up in there eating free pizza and drinking relatively cheap beer. And an extra special thanks goes out to all those who copped some original Faydirgle material. Also congratulations to Concizzle and Lauren for winning the super magnificent prizes. Peace. -Faydirgle
The usual hotness, plus new tracks from Grand Invincible, Gus McGuillicutty, Wale, Grip Grand, Snoop, and Nicolay & Kay. Set phasers to head-nod…
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If you’re looking for something to do in SF tonight roll on through to the Mezzanine tonight and catch Z-Man along side Boac and DNAE Beats getting the crowd pumped for the Black Elvis himself, Kool Keith. I can’t call it though, but if youre lucky maybe Z will showcase a few of the dance moves he was doing in the St. Patty’s day video from Monday’s post. Fingers crossed.
Dirt Bag Dan interviews Big Concizzle for this Bay Area based rag. There’s some funny stuff in here, it covers everything from the Rap On The Rise contest to Conceits new career in Bakery Management. So check it out.
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photo by Sergdun
Heres a lil something from the Gurp City fam bam wishing you and yours the bestest of St. Patty’s days this yeah. So go out and trink a tall cold green one amd remember, If you aint doing too much then you aint doing enough!!!.
Who loves ya?
going to see David Banner then Im getting on a plane. Last night 1:30 am 6th street of downtown Austin was out of fucking control the only thing comparable would be Halloween in Chico times 3 with 200 bands playing all the way down the street all at once. I’m checking into rehab when i get home. Who’s picking me up? Oroville???
and the gurp, oooohhh the evil gurp…
whats up party people, the nerds are leaving Austin tonight and the real schitt starts poppin here real soon. I can’t call it yet but I don’t think I’m gonna make it to the end of the week. So if I die i leave my box of rap tapes to hardcore jerry, my computer to g pek, my keys to mc oroville and faydog can have my run dmc figurines. Conceit you can have the puddle of vomit they find my body lying in.
So far Austin has been all about:
stay up on game, follow the thuggy tracker over there to the right.
peace, love and drank -e
I’m getting tired of typing “In The Land Of Gurp Tracker” so I’m abbreviating. Deal with it. Now on for more news from Thugs -a-million.
“tottally fucked off all the tech parties last night wound up on the solo tip after meeting a highschool friend and eating at the iron cactus.
i rememm\ber the jackalope, toche, maggie mays and shittons of $1 lonestar.
i swear to god the girl whos house im staying in is a stripper, smallest littel blonde white trash chick wtih huge fake boobies. I will find out tonite!!!
before mark zuckerbergs keynote interview i was walking by dude upstairs i said to myself i could propbly knock this little bitch ass dude out with a limpwirsted backhand. why are billionaiers such pussies?”
He also included these photos with these comments….but with the following disclaimer:
“i need a new camera my shit cant take nighttime pics…..jank.”
fuck google booshie ass bar shit — line was hella long
see alot of this
Your boy also sent me this video but that shit’s still uploading so check back in later. Be sure to peep the Twitter log to the left for the latest from Count Thugula. If you are wondering who Ethan Kaplan is get learned.
Ladies & gents, the raw unedited text updates from Thuggy Fresh.
Saturday 4:10pm — First free beer. clock it.
Saturday 5:40pm — Lotsa hometown heroes in Austin. I could kick it here.
Saturday 11:12pm — Leave it to thug to FUCK up the hand plan
— after i got this text from Thugzilla I knew it was going to start getting interesting —
Saturday 11:16pm — Bout to black out in a fiveith some locals
Sunday 1:16pm — Zuckerbergs a puppet.
Sunday 6:03pm — Free magaritas and queso. This could get ugly real fast.