Luke Sick’s Memorial Day Weekend of Death…
Posted by ThuggyCourtesy of Luke Puke:
This is Balls of Fucking Steel weekend… the gurp is finah get thick and ugly… First off, my boy Dave (Kracker) from SJ, bartender at Trials Pub who pours em stiff (just ask Topr what effect a few of his drinks and a couple Hoegartten’s had on a Wed. night performance at Johnny V’s a few weeks ago) hipped me too this crackin’ party on Friday with midgets and hot bartenders wrestling each other in astroglide! The spot is called Jack’s it’s at 4th and Taylor in SJ. Me and E-rock have been known to frequent the spot on a Thurs. when Kracker, the relly Bobby, and a DJ named Strictly 7 get down weekly. Strictly 7 has been known to rock a baby blue tux and only plays 45s hence his name, and has 7-inches of every break that you and Breakbeat Lenny can name, plus all the early rap 45s off Profile, Def Jam, Jive, etc… his set is a rap nerd’s dream. Jack’s would be a cool spot for Gurp City to start throwing some shows, and Kracker Dave (not to be confused with Mean Dave from Bad Touch) is looking into it... G.I. played Kracker’s b-day party there awhile back and the shit was live, drunk and intimate just the way we like it. Anyway peep Jack’s for yourself and watch midgets wrestle hot bitches desperate for attention while the girls say gross.
This weekend we are also paying homage to Dennis Richmond who is retiring after 40 years of obviously blunted news service. Richmond is the g, ’cause he never sold out to the networks and kept it live with the ORIGINAL 10 o’clock News of KTVU Channel 2 (fools have always bit the Bay, movin they news from 11 to 10 just ’cause we did and shit! pffft.) A perfect Gurp City Icon: No SellOut!; He put in work and stayed to the curb and we want to honor the man somehow. So, we got the image now who has the button hook-up?
(Also: There’s a Dennis Richmond tribute concert in Dolores park on Sunday)
so that’s Friday night and if you aren’t celebrating the end of Bachelorhood with Eons on Sat. check out SergDun’s ill fuckin’ party all in yo ass Beer and Rap styley:
Oh, and for whatever reason, Thuggy thinks it’s important for everyone to known that him and Faydog will be in Chico Thurs. (where Fay will be jumping on stage with the Dr Becky Sagers PHD at Nick’s nightclub.) and Fri. night for graduation, with their May Moooostaches at their gnarly longest looking for the golden hutches at the end of the cocaine rainbow.
keep an eye on the comments for more updates on whats poppin all weekend. -thuggy
layinap-a-t-c-h
on Thursday, May 22, 2008 at 11:36 amAlso take notice to the $2 Bud Lights all night at the midget thing on fri. Dave, who’s djing midget astroglide wrestling?
Also, live graff piecing on Sun. at Jack’s you’ll be able to see Strictly 7 and CrackWun (Kracker) in the mix Block Party style starting at one p.m…. I heard Conceit might make an appearance… ya right.
Thuggy
on Thursday, May 22, 2008 at 1:02 pmEste Domingo Hay muchas nalgas Y chi chis en el Mission para el desfile de Carnival.
CARNIVALSF
Dave
on Thursday, May 22, 2008 at 2:16 pmWord main, good looking. Its gonna be a wild ass weekend. Bobby is getting an RV to park in the back, so he can just get up, party, go lay down, get back up and party.
As for music during the vertically challenged lube fest? Im thinking top 40, with lots and lots of lil wayne, and god help us gucci mayne. Dunno whos doing it. (To be honest, all the other djs there are pretty good)
Sunday is going to be great. We got some of the best artists coming down to kill the outside wall, we got free bbq, they are giving killer deals on dranks, and giving out a PBR Cruiser bike in a raffle. Its me, Bobby (Vagabond), B.ROOS!! (Stritly 7) and Bobbys buddy Overflo. Overflo did some work with Rymesayers, and I must say has nice collection of records. Him and B.Roos hit it off real well. You will be able to hear the music outside as well, they are going all out for this weekend.
Hope to see a lot of new and old faces, its gonna be fun.
Your San Jose Gurp Guide,
Dave
P.S. I’ll a 100 of those D.R. pins.
Big Max
on Thursday, May 22, 2008 at 2:17 pmDefinitely fittin’ to be checkin’ the chi chis Y nalgas at the Mission Bar’s annual Carnival BBQ Sunday afternoon.
Ending the weekend on a truly disturbing note: Oxbow at Bottom of the Hill Monday night (5/26).
thun tzu
on Thursday, May 22, 2008 at 6:17 pmOXBOW! like dennis richmond, a true jewel of the bay. i wouldn’t even be doing this music shit today if it wasn’t for eugene robinson. dude hipped me to the whole, “fuck what anybody says, do your own shit” mantra when i wasn’t even old enough to vote.
Thun Tzu
on Friday, May 23, 2008 at 10:35 amfuck work, keep partying:
Tuesday May, 27 2008 @ the Stork Club
BAD TOUCH
GENESIS CLIMBER
SELF INFLICTED
FUNERAL SHOCK
2330 Telegraph, Oakland, California
$5 / 9pm
21+
bigsammy
on Friday, May 23, 2008 at 10:39 ammight be going to sj on sunday with my ace myner who is on of the artists paint that wall,,if i do be prepaired to smoke
layinap-a-t-c-h
on Friday, May 23, 2008 at 11:03 amI’ll match sam
Dave
on Friday, May 23, 2008 at 11:38 amjust dropped the loot to the boys for the paint. ask myner about how he got his “1″ for his name?!?! Its going down Sunday!
CLIMB MYNER, CLIMB!!!
I’ll match both yall
frrrnt