Gurp City

It's like Vegas fool. San Francisco and the Bay Area rappers, producers and DJs all get together for one good cause, to get drunk as fuck and make good music. Gurp City consists of hip hop pioneers such as DJ Quest and DJ Eddie Def to underground legends like Bored Stiff and Sacred Hoop to freestyle champions TopR and Conceit...pretty much every alcoholic rapper in the Bay Area of California. The Gurp Fam keeps growing and innovating rap music with artists like Trunk Drank, Z-Man, Fist Fam, Grand Invincible, Fay Dog, G-Pek, Eddie K, DJ Marz, Bullet Proof Space Travelers, Bullet Proof Scratch Hampsters, DJ Cue, Brandon B, Luke Sick, Iron Fist, Thuggy Fresh, 6 Feet Deep, DJ Mathew Africa, 4oneFunk, DJ Teeko, DJ Max Kane, DJ Mista-B, DJ B. Cause, DNAE Beats, Boac, The Makai, Third Sight, The AlterBoys, MC Oroville, Illsquad, Live Human, Lords Crew, Alex Pardee, Zero Friends, Big Sammy, DJ Raw B and Fatees.

Gurp City Presents: Ballin on a Budget “The Brandon B Special”

Posted by Thuggy
The last few days before payday are always the worst. All of us on the daily grizzy know what its like to be on that final $20 spot with three more days to go till that paycheck finally hits. Fuck a Cup-O-Noodle, and lord knows that the brown bag bologna sandwich is strictly for the suckaz. So what do you do when you’re nine to fivin’ and cant afford to do the $9 a day lunch ritual? Ask Brandon B. The Gametightelectro emcee and Gurp City vet has got the hottest lunch dish south of market street and its about to take the nation by storm. to read more click here or below the picture.

brandon b special gurp city

So a few weeks back I was cruzin through the office when I bumped into Gurp City Guitar Hero champion Money Mark mowing down a big ass greasy lookin sandwich, so I’m all “Whats Up, where’d you hit that up at?” Money looked at me like I was crazy, “Fool you don’t know? THIS is a Brandon B special. AND it only cost $2.01.” Apparently the homies at the west end of the office have been up on game for quite some time. So I was forced to investigate.

I waited till luch break, went into stealth mode and followed Brandon B to the Safeway down the block.

the way is safe

Once there he got in line at the Deli counter, but the deli sandwiches cost way more than $2. However I seen him eyein the hot foods, mainley the fried chicken.

B steps up orders “One fried chicken breast please.” Costs $1.49 only 0.53 cents left on the budget “Oh yeah and can I get a packet of bbq sauce too?”

BBQ and Breast in hand B shoots down the isle to the Bakery. The fresh bread roll is key, $0.39 Bulk Roll to be exact.

Next he rolls to checkout and, BAM! $2.01 out the door. (string cheese upgrade $0.33 more)

Charge that shit to the game.

Now he’s got his elements its time for construction (hope you got some napkins)

First thing you gotta do is rip ALL the meat offa that breast. Get that skin too there should be nothing left but a carcas of bone and cartilage.

Once all the meat is on the bread the final step is the bbq sauce. If the nice mexican lady is working sometimes she’ll give him 2 packets. Make sure that shit is smothered.

There it is The Brandon B Special. Only $2.01 to get you through the day.

Naturally I tried my own version but the mac n cheese & soda upgrade increased the price substantially.

Sad Footnote.
the Jolt Cola van has seen better days.

jolt van

Comments

  • JayMorg...

    on Tuesday, March 13, 2007 at 3:37 pm

    Brandon’s Been Gettin’ Over On Safeway Since 93′.
    It Takes Time To Craft Such Precision Details…
    “Arizona Gurp City Is Where I’m From…Where The Demographic Is Straight Low Income.”

  • luker in the front with bob ueker

    on Tuesday, March 13, 2007 at 6:36 pm

    Jolt cola is like my VAN!!!!! Bran B is muthafuckin innovator as ever…

  • Concizzle

    on Tuesday, March 13, 2007 at 6:40 pm

    This beats my “sourdough bread switch hustle” at Jack in the box by a landslide….maybe.

  • 2BIG RWK

    on Tuesday, March 13, 2007 at 7:08 pm

    looks at clock. jumps in car and drives to safeway

  • Jaezone

    on Saturday, March 17, 2007 at 2:49 am

    that shit is so baller i had to leave a comment for the first time…

  • DJ MARZ

    on Sunday, March 18, 2007 at 8:52 pm

    YEAY YEEAAAAY !

  • ATM

    on Monday, March 19, 2007 at 7:27 pm

    AZ Style fo sho. AZ’s Gurp City has been ballin on a buget for years!!!!

  • Dap1

    on Monday, March 19, 2007 at 7:57 pm

    We need some more Ballin on a Budget content

  • luker in the front with bob ueker

    on Thursday, March 22, 2007 at 8:45 pm

    you need Blato on a Budget dude, that Jameson that Conceit suggested is much too spendy!

  • Concizzle

    on Saturday, March 24, 2007 at 8:07 pm

    NEWER DRINK for budget drinking…..”JACK in the RACK” JACK DANIELS & 100 RACKS

    NEWER THAN THE NEWER CHEAPER THAN CHEAPER DRINK…

    “The Thief”

    In”greezy”ents:
    Safeway + Any topshelf liquor not locked in the safety case + 100 Racks(of course) + get away car,bike, or just a good pair of running shows.

  • Gurp City » Happy Birthday to Big Money! (Mark)

    on Wednesday, April 16, 2008 at 10:10 am

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    on Monday, July 7, 2008 at 11:20 am

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  • Gurp City » Ballin on a Budget: Southerner Style

    on Sunday, July 13, 2008 at 1:59 pm

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