Gurp City

whats up party people, the nerds are leaving Austin tonight and the real schitt starts poppin here real soon. I can’t call it yet but I don’t think I’m gonna make it to the end of the week. So if I die i leave my box of rap tapes to hardcore jerry, my computer to g pek, my keys to mc oroville and faydog can have my run dmc figurines. Conceit you can have the puddle of vomit they find my body lying in.

So far Austin has been all about:

Choppers,

The Ice Cream Dude,

Flat Booty Beezies,

,

and WhattaBurger.

stay up on game, follow the thuggy tracker over there to the right.

peace, love and drank -e

I’m getting tired of typing “In The Land Of Gurp Tracker” so I’m abbreviating. Deal with it. Now on for more news from Thugs -a-million.

“tottally fucked off all the tech parties last night wound up on the solo tip after meeting a highschool friend and eating at the iron cactus.
i rememm\ber the jackalope, toche, maggie mays and shittons of $1 lonestar.
i swear to god the girl whos house im staying in is a stripper, smallest littel blonde white trash chick wtih huge fake boobies. I will find out tonite!!!
before mark zuckerbergs keynote interview i was walking by dude upstairs i said to myself i could propbly knock this little bitch ass dude out with a limpwirsted backhand. why are billionaiers such pussies?”

He also included these photos with these comments….but with the following disclaimer:
“i need a new camera my shit cant take nighttime pics…..jank.”

fuck google booshie ass bar shit — line was hella long

this dude…

see alot of this

this dude (henry jenkins) was droppin science on how souljaboy used social networking sites to revoloutionize music marketing and blow up his music to a new generation of consumers

Your boy also sent me this video but that shit’s still uploading so check back in later. Be sure to peep the Twitter log to the left for the latest from Count Thugula. If you are wondering who Ethan Kaplan is get learned.

Ladies & gents, the raw unedited text updates from Thuggy Fresh.

Saturday 4:10pm — First free beer. clock it.

Saturday 5:40pm — Lotsa hometown heroes in Austin. I could kick it here.

Saturday 11:12pm — Leave it to thug to FUCK up the hand plan

– after i got this text from Thugzilla I knew it was going to start getting interesting –

Saturday 11:16pm — Bout to black out in a fiveith some locals

Sunday 1:16pm — Zuckerbergs a puppet.

Sunday 6:03pm — Free magaritas and queso. This could get ugly real fast.

– funkybiznatch

I know 99.9 percent of the people gives a fuck about the shit i do but the feeling is mutual playas. This is my house and if you don’t like it then get the fuck out! Ill be in Austin til Saturday for the SXSW Gurp Festival and you’re gonna hear about every thing i can manage to remember. hopefully the Funkybiznatch will keep uploading any pics I take and you guys can get a little chuckle from my drunken text ramblings. Holla atcha boy in the comments and let me know whats poppin if i just met you in Austin or you’re here and you wanna meet somewhere you can find a rough guess of where Imma be here. ill try to update it as much as possible.

“I’m going to the Google Party…and I’m going to pee on someone”

Words, fresh off the lips of our very own roving Gurp Reporter, Thuggy Fresh, who’s soaking up the sun, gawking at nerd beezies and drinking as many free Lone Stars he can get his chubby little Mexirican hands on at South By Southwest Interactive right now. He only left last night and already it’s shaping up to be a fucking adventure to say the least. Here are some highlights of his telephone check in.

• Got blotto at Oakland Airport Lounge which resulted in dropping iPod into an impossible to retrieve crevasse between two snoring dudes in the first 15 minutes of a 3 and a half hour flight.
• Sans iPod, Thugula is forced to listen to switch back and forth between Dave Koz channel and Classical Composers channel (no homo) from the in-flight radio service while sweating profusely (too much time smellin’ Oroville’s keys on the way to the airport) and wondering if dudes beside him were ever going to wake the fuck up.
• Thuggy breaks down tunes into the in-flight movie, Enchanted. He said it was the best movie he’s seen in a while. He really loved the music, especially “Happy Working Song”, he doesn’t understand why it didn’t take home the Oscar for Best Song this year.
• Your boy flew to Austin via, what for it….Atlanta where they had to “de-ice” the plane before it could fly further. De-ice in Hotlanta? WTF?
• Thuggy spent the second leg of the trip rocking gently and praying to Jesus for sleep, the only escape from the monster life sucking hangover he was sobering into. His prayers went unanswered because Jesus is a dick.
• With a little over 30 minutes sleep under his belt Thuggy descended into Austin this morning and made his way to the Craigslist crash pad he had arranged for himself. The place is a dirty shit hole but it’s going to work out just fine for the next few days.

As I type this Thuggy could be peeing on someone at the Google party. He’s been instructed to take photos and to text updates, so stay tuned for updates on THUGGY… IN THE LAND OF GUUUUURP (insert echo effect)

–funkybitch

Strike like clockwork… Happy Friday.

• Mac Mall, “Cold Sweat,” Illegal Business (Young Black Brotha)
• Joe Dub, “The Getdown,” Pooretry (A Shot In The Arm)
• Danger Mouse & Jemini, “Knuckle Sandwich,” Ghetto Pop Life (Lex)
• Kid Rock, “Super Rhyme Maker,” Grits Sandwiches For Breakfast (Jive)
• Ghostface Killah, “Run” feat. Jadakiss, The Pretty Toney Album (Def Jam)
• E-40, “Turf Drop” feat. Lil’ John (BME / Sick Wit It)
• Juvenile, “What’s Happening,” Reality Check (Atlantic)
• KMD, “Nitty Gritty” feat. Brand Nubian, Mr. Hood (Elektra)
• Andre Nickatina, “5th Gear” feat. Equipto, Conversation With The Devil (Fillmoe Coleman)
• Automator, “King Of New York” feat. Kool Keith, A Much Better Tomorrow (Tommy Boy)
• Grand Invincible, “Gold With The Cursive,” Ask The Dust (n/a)
• Jungle Brothers, “Good Lookin’ Out,” J. Beez Wit The Remedy (Warner)
• 5150, “Steady Stayin’ Paid,” Illegally Insane (Dogday)
• Bizzie Boyz, “Droppin’ It,” Droppin’ It (Yo!)
• Celly Cel, “Fuck Tha World” feat. E-40 & Silkk The Shocker, The G Filez (Jive)
• MC Oroville, “Tall Can Champ,” Do soMETHing (Gurp City)

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A familiar question to anyone rockin a Gurp City shirt is “Gurp, whats that?” Not that its hard to explain, but it happenes frequently enough for it to be annoying. Now we have an answer. I feel like this clip of Philo from Fistfam doing the most incoherent freestyle ever during last months Trunk Drank show at Annie’s Social Club is truly the perfect example of being on GURP! The best part about it isn’t even slurred drivel and “whoooo!” line, the best part is the fact that the crowd is so wasted as well that they actually gave him props for spittin such ridiculousness. Now thats Gurp City Love!

Thanks Philo, seriously the shit is fucking beautiful. -Thuggy