Gurp City

It's like Vegas fool. San Francisco and the Bay Area rappers, producers and DJs all get together for one good cause, to get drunk as fuck and make good music. Gurp City consists of hip hop pioneers such as DJ Quest and DJ Eddie Def to underground legends like Bored Stiff and Sacred Hoop to freestyle champions TopR and Conceit...pretty much every alcoholic rapper in the Bay Area of California. The Gurp Fam keeps growing and innovating rap music with artists like Trunk Drank, Z-Man, Fist Fam, Grand Invincible, Fay Dog, G-Pek, Eddie K, DJ Marz, Bullet Proof Space Travelers, Bullet Proof Scratch Hampsters, DJ Cue, Brandon B, Luke Sick, Iron Fist, Thuggy Fresh, 6 Feet Deep, DJ Mathew Africa, 4oneFunk, DJ Teeko, DJ Max Kane, DJ Mista-B, DJ B. Cause, DNAE Beats, Boac, The Makai, Third Sight, The AlterBoys, MC Oroville, Illsquad, Live Human, Lords Crew, Alex Pardee, Zero Friends, Big Sammy, DJ Raw B and Fatees.

Luke Sick Goes Columbine…

Posted by Dap1

The opinions expressed by Luke Sick in this report back from last night Topr show at 111 Minna pretty much reflects the ideas and views of the Gurp City family. We stand behind his blight opinions and drunk shit talk even though he thinks his shit don’t stink.

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For the record, the sound at 111 Minna for rap performances blows dick. Good thang that us Gurp heads like it nice and janky. Like I told Dick Nasty after last night’s show, “Shit, I’d listen to y’all rock if it was comin’ thru clock radio speakers submerged in the rhea that I got after eating a stale Popeye’s biscuit at Boac’s crib.” Frankenstein’s Topr ripped the loyal, coked up audience like a sadistic sheep-herder, and Fatees and Thuggy got reprimanded by the bouncer for moshing. Fatees was under the wing of his father and mentor, Booger Keys. He had the dope line for the honeys he was poppin’ it to: “Yo, you can come home and stay wif me girl, I’m stayin’ at Thuggy’s.” Needless to say, the bitches were jockin’. Fattees, here’s some double-OG advice for the next time you go out on a trim hunt: buy your own B-12 and emancipate yourself from the confines of Daddy-Yay-Care. Desperation is a stinky cologne, but smells less like piss if worn alone. As the night wore on and Topr launched into “Grindhouse,” the double-fisted PBR cans began to wrinkle under the pressure of the tense predators’ sweaty hands, as we all slowly realized that it was Thursday fuckin’ night, and no one was gonna after-party-till-the-sky-turned-blue, because all these high-rent paying lunatics had to go to work for the man the next day just to be allowed to breathe is this corner of this expensive shithole we call the Area. Burn it all the fuck down. Start with the speakers and Radio Shack soundboard at Minna (A Vestax Pro is bigger than that piece of shit), then torch the whole fucking club and all the fuckin art, then bowl a fireball down the Embarcadero and make the whole 7×7 mile radius a pile of ash. Pour oil in the Bay and let that fucker burn and boil too, take a flamethrower to the whole fucking Peninsula and detonate the East Bay while were at it—the demise lullabyed to the tune of Topr’s “Why?” And only one king shall emerge from the remains, to lead the disgruntled survivors toward rebuilding the kingdom just to hate it all over again. We’re of course the only one’s who’d survive, cuz that’s what we’ve been doing the whole fucking time anyway. All hail the Gurp!

Thanks for another inspiring show Topr! It’s not like your performances make me feel good necessarily, but that isn’t what’s important. It’s more like your music brings together a bunch of people like me (us) who can’t fucking stand it anymore, and when we’re all together I feel like we could just like… I dunno, like all band together and… just like kill every-fuckin’-body, ya know what I mean? That’s what keeps me coming back.

- Luke Sick

Comments

  • BIGSAMIAM

    on Friday, April 11, 2008 at 9:41 pm

    THAT PIC MIGHT BE THE BEST ONE IVE SEEN ALL YEAR..KEEP IT PUSHIN TOPR…CHILL

  • TOPR

    on Saturday, April 12, 2008 at 9:22 pm

    Luke just said that my performance sucked, in the coolest way possible. Thanks?

  • Tees

    on Sunday, April 13, 2008 at 7:02 pm

    whateva man i got some digits. i just hope she doesnt care about me lieing about producing your album (gurp city ep) that was the real line..

  • TOPR

    on Sunday, April 13, 2008 at 10:25 pm

    If that line EVER works tee, stay the fuck away from that girl. Trust me, those are not the girls to be kicking it with.

  • layinap-a-t-c-h

    on Monday, April 14, 2008 at 10:07 am

    your performance did not suck, the sound at Minna and my attitude do, my point was (which I guess I failed to make) was that no matter how fucked up the sound your shows are places for people with shitty attitudes to come together and not feel like the only one. I mean, “ripped the crowd like a sadistic sheep-herder?” Isn’t that the highest form of flattery? How could you take that as a dis? I was trying to get in line with the fuck-it-all/I-might-see-armageddon-in-my-lifetime frustration you so vividly lay down on the new album, which I been bumpin non-stop since I picked it and the DVD up on Thurs. Watched the DVD too, sick. Didn’t you get my voicemail, drunk on Sat. night, blood? Real Talk the new album is bonkers, I wasn’t bullshittin’ I’m inspired. Who did the mix and master BTW?, it turned out really fuckin’ nice.

  • TOPR

    on Monday, April 14, 2008 at 10:15 am

    Dick Nasty mixed it with imput from myself and bootleg. It was mastered by Shawn Hatfield at audibleoddities.com. Dude is a serious mad scientist… check his shit out.

  • layinap-a-t-c-h

    on Monday, April 14, 2008 at 11:14 am

    “In-n-out burgers animal style”
    “i gotta heart murmur, my health is not crackin’”
    those two lines always crack me up
    The song about you talkin bout times when you were homeless is really ill, the one with the Ice T snip,”I’mma star on the wall my autograph.” that beat is sinnin’. ill

  • Conceit

    on Monday, April 14, 2008 at 4:09 pm

    Your show sucked. Great cd though. “My health is not cracking” best line of the year. I have said it 6,345 times already. P.s. I was’nt at the show but I like telling Topr his show sucked.

  • tees

    on Monday, April 14, 2008 at 4:55 pm

    thuggy told me too. man there was mad hutches at that show!